Buzzing my way to Vancouver!

I left Indy at 9:45 this morning and it is now 6:30 Indy time and I am in Vancouver!
interesting way of travel these days...you must go backwards before you can advance toward your desired direction! Indy-Toronto...Toronto-Vancouver!

Smooth flights except for I must look like a terrorist or something. Once again I was detained at security and its no longer Victoria's secret that I wear an underwire push-up bra!
Oh..one more travel tip for you ladies....I recently bought a new mascara called
"Pulse Perfection" as the name indicates it has a vibrating brush that really enhances eye lashes.
After being wanded down about my bra the security guard held up my "Reel Women" backpack, glared at me and said" does this belong to you?"
Being the proud fisherwoman that I am I happily claimed it and then he said he must go through it! I gladly co-operated!
He had a look of concern as he dug deep into my pack when all of the sudden I hear something buzzing...OH MY GOD what must he be thinking????
I quickly explained it was my mascara but he kept right on digging and I began digging myself into a bigger hole until i realized i should just shut up!
Needless to say he found the mascara and excused me! How does this stuff happen to me??? lol
So ladies....leave your vibrating mascara at home...or at least take the batteries out of it! ;)